Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

Shut yo bitch ahh up

when someone is speaking out of line to you and/or acting like a bitch and won’t shut up.

Karen: Are you able to speak like a normal person?? Its this all you know? There isn't one word In this video that can be found in a dictionary. If you want to be taken seriously.... speak like a professional.

Me: If you don’t shut yo bitch ahh up and go find you something else to do.

by Righty righty lefty loosey November 19, 2025

Toking up

To engage in the smoking of marijuana during lunch break while in high school, preferably in a small import car parked in the school parking lot.

Tommy and I got busted toking up in my Honda by Mr. Dickdo.

by Ric Flare December 5, 2016

Bite-up

To blush or feel overjoyed while receiving praise or a positive reaction from someone

I feel bite-up when my mom said I had nice hair

Or

Emmanuel felt bite-up after the girl laughed at his joke

by th3Druπk¢h3m1st March 14, 2023

shutting up

it's when you stay quiet.

like those fucking urban dictionary editors should who add in their random ass prom date name and label it as the "coolest person ever"

*Jake, typing in a Urban Dictionary definition about his gf*
Connor: dude what the fuck? what the fuck does this change? you just fantasize about someone online. keep it in your fucking head, nobody cares about your fucking prom date. you should start shutting up, not just shutting up, shutting the fuck up

by nostalgia guy November 28, 2023

Throwing up 4s

a sign saying you miss your ex

Denise was throwing up 4s, she must really miss diego.

by very depressed kid October 29, 2022

straight up thirty

Precisely 30 minutes after the hour.

"Hey, don't forget to pick me up at straight up thirty."

by beeman1965 June 18, 2012