When your boy butt chugs a beer before you take a funnel to his corn hole and blow as hard as humanely possible until it comes shooting out of his nose and into the mouth of your significant other who waits laying down and with an open mouth.
by SheDoesntLoveMeOnlyCodeine April 23, 2024
by Ethan sparkles March 07, 2023
by Uncle Daddie May 04, 2020
dirty statement. A word used by people to define a a snitch who already informed the police by dropping a dirty statement.
"like the strip club was robbed, and as soon as the coppers arrived the manager was quick to make a dirty statement.
by kep john October 30, 2016
When snuggling with your babe on a Thursday night and she brought that water juice so good and bubbly it blew your socks off but one shoe was double laced so that sock stayed on so you got a blowie with your fizzy pop
by La croix boi October 03, 2021
When a group of dominant males pull their goalies into a water gun, and the lesser male takes the gun to the nearby old folks home and sprays the oldest slut there
Rick, john, Mathew, Ryan, tony and mike all fired their knuckle children in this water gun! Make that bitch chew on their dirty earls!
by Ballsdeepinthatslut February 19, 2014
After defecating into a toilet (do not flush), the person who has defeacated, put their sexual partners head in the toilet, while having intercourse with them from behind. As their head is in the toilet they start to puke. Making their body clinch, while the other person is inside of them.
While Becky's head was in the toilet, getting "Dirty Earl'ed" she started to rethink her life's decisions
by Bull Titan August 20, 2021