keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.
Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma
by The True Oracle November 05, 2017
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Molded up

When you are nasty and need to shower because it's been a few days!
She's all molded up with stank!
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Half A Sausage Up Their Ass

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.
Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.
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kept gettin' up

I saw him hit my car but he didn't stop. He jus' kept gettin' up.
by jodphoto February 24, 2022
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shut the fucking shit up

“shut the fucking shit up” is a phrase that basically means “shut the fuck up” (refer to shut the fuck up) but with more emphasis on the “fuck” part.
person 1: LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALA

person 2: shut the fucking shit up

person 1: >:(
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Up The Demon

1. Used to say that something is broken.

2. To describe something messed up.

3. To describe something you don't like.
1. Man, your iPod is up the demon.

2. "Did you see that show on tv last night?" "Yeah, it was up the demon."

3. That exam was up the demon!
by Retorio June 02, 2010
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