Twat Cuddler

Someone who enjoys the finer things in life.

That old man over there that is drinking that 15 year old scotch is a twat cuddler.

by gizmoto August 6, 2011

Twat Nut

When you jizz in a girl's twat, and all the jizz that's left behind.

Just had a twat nut inside Jessica, and now it's all hot and sticky up in there...

by DingoIna November 22, 2011

twat

otherwise known as an 'audiotrash.'

that dj last night was a real audiotrash

audio twat

by h92 December 9, 2011

Twat

To post an update on Twitter.

Guy 1: Yo dude I saw that you twat about gettin' laid.

Guy 2: Yea bro, I had to twat that!

by BananaRampage August 31, 2011

Twat

A derogatory word used to describe an old lady.

An old twat, as opposed to a young pussy, or a middle aged cunt.

by Damian the red September 29, 2011

Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.

Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.

by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011

Twat

Noun- Female genitalia

Adjective- An insult, mainly meaning that the person being called by it is dishonourable, strongly dislikable and/or overall awful
Verb- To hit with force

Proper Noun- (Twatt). A village in the Orkney islands, off the north coast of Scotland, north west of the largest city of Kirkwall

Adjective-“Adam is such a twat”
Verb-“Blake has made me so angry, I swear I’m gonna twat him”
Proper noun-“I went to Orkney, all the signs leading to Twatt were missing”
Noun-“Charlotte has a great twat”

by English bloke May 23, 2023