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A White Mouse

The name for a man that is not mentally well and finds himself caught by a crazy narcissist bitch type women, and has complete mental control over him. Usually with the vagina as the ever present prize as he's carrot. Constantly that being the distraction he never realizes that he has become "A White Mouse" in his life. Like a mouse, he is trapped in a maze with sex replaced as the scent of peanut butter and a woman that changes her walls and plays tricks on him so he. Constantly fucking with the poor bastard.
John -Yo bro you see that chick?

Ned- Yeah she don't want a man unless he's 'a white mouse'. She's crazy like that, wants complete control over her men and everything.
John-Dame! Something must of happened to her when she was young to be like that. That's not normal.
Ned- The bitch is crazy!
John-Dame!
by White Mouse January 4, 2019
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White monster

Zero Ultra White Monster is made for the white male to drink during White Boy Summer to vrilmax, save his country, and destroy (((them))).
Alpha: Holy shit dude when you took a sip of that White Monster you grew 6ft tall, got ripped, and your testosterone went up.
Alpha #2: I know, I love my people now.
by Evropeanking1234 June 5, 2023
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White spanish

Something Mexicans say when they forget where their language came from
"lol gringo speaking Spanish, jaja white spanish"
by PlasmaTic MonKi June 26, 2019
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Peak White

The point that white people reach – normally in the winter, after an extended period of not tanning – in which their skin color becomes the whitest-white that it can possibly be. "Peak white" is characterized by skin so intensely white that you would swear it'd glow in the dark. Sometimes peak white skin even appears blue because you can see blood vessels beneath it.
Warning: Looking at a naked white girl who's at peak white has been known to cause spontaneous blindness.
by recklessdiver February 13, 2015
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Landlord white

The universal paint color a landlord sprays on the walls of an apartment between tenants. Apparently blind to any of the hundreds of colors available, a landlord will universally choose “landlord white” harboring under the delusion that is what most tenants would choose if they had a choice.
Landlord: “I gave the apartment a fresh coat of paint before you move in.”
Tenant: “Let me guess: landlord white?”
by Grant Rampus November 28, 2020
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white squash

1. a person who is white on the outside and is asian on the inside; whether they are truly genetically asian or just want to believe they're asian

2. The result baby squash of a white person and asian person having hot kinky sex, resulting in crazy genetics that looks like a squash.

3. the event in which the male empties the contents of a squash onto to the woman's body and then fucks her with his fuckstick. thus making white squash.
ex1. OH SHIT MAN KEVIN AND SHELBY ARE TOTALLY WHITE SQAUSHE'S
ex2. Oh shit we just made a white squash.
ex3.Woman: ahhh gimme some of that white squash!!!
by shelby and kevin May 14, 2007
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White Cush

The lightest and deepest snow that can only be found after a huge storm. Usually untouched and located on a slope for skiing or snowboarding. Often also referred to as the Gnar Gnar.
"Yo bro I just dropped that cliff on my board and got the gnarliest shot of white cush to the face!"
by singlemalt7 February 9, 2010
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