Retardation light

A term used only by the craziest people of the internet when they're losing arguments. Used to indicate that their opponent is supposedly so retarded that they cause others to lose braincells by just being nearby.

Twitter post: 2+5-3*0+6*2 = what? USE YOUR BRAIN NOT A CALCULATOR
Math nerd: 19.
Nutter: Its 12.
Math nerd: No, it's 19 because of PEMDAS.
Nutter: Anything times zero equals zero.
Math nerd: Multiplication is solved first. 3 is multiplied by 0 before it can be subtracted from 2+5.
Nutter: Sure keep shining your retardation light.

by PLMMJ June 13, 2024

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changing the light bulb

Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner

Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”

by ShadyBruns November 05, 2017

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Southern lights

A party trick which consists of holding a lighter up to your ass while farting, which emits a flame causing you to to spontaneously cumbust.

Hey bro, you ever seen the southern of the southern lights?

by CHALKWALKER May 12, 2024

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Southern Lights

A buttplug with multi-colored LED lights that emit a light show similar to the Northern Lights.

It's like the Northern Lights, but it's called the Southern Lights because it's in your butt.

by TheBIRDM4N February 03, 2014

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Green Light Frenzy

When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.

Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"

Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"

by caffeineaddict789 August 06, 2011

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