Omnipotent the goat

Literally says it omni IS the goat

"you're literally omnipotent the goat"
wait really???!! why thank you, that's such a high compliment.

by slxxs March 26, 2025

messi is the goat

messi is the goat is common way for people to express the same sentiments as germany did during the second world war

everytime i hear “messi is the goat” all i hear is hh.

by jimmy john’s June 30, 2024

Dusty dusty goat

Someone who goes ghost and comes back saying hiya

Shannon is a dusty dusty goat

by Hjayse February 5, 2019

Goat

Me & God

me and God the goat fr tin on foenem grave❤️ 🩹

by imtuff6769513 October 13, 2025

Goatness

The experience of something goated

bro that anime was straight goatness

by TrvpstxrrTy January 9, 2022

the goat sneeze

An extension of 'the goat'. When a man tucks his balls between his legs and bends over, giving the appearance of a goats behind. In a goat sneeze, the person farts while performing the goat.

Dude, we were watching HP5 last night and our RA came in and gave us the goat sneeze!

by furrrrrry November 20, 2010

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020