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Oiling the snake

The act of lubing one's penis for manual stimulation or sexual intercourse.
I don't like to jerk off dry so I'm oiling the snake.
by CallMeBB November 23, 2024
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Snake Water

by Snake Water February 13, 2021
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Snake

Basically, the 69 position in other words.
Yoo, me and my girl did the snake last night!
by anonymous November 24, 2024
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Snakes

A person mostly who talks a lot of shit and person who pretends their your best friend but talks mad shit about you but doesn’t do anything
Snakessss
by Poo poo head forever June 9, 2018
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Carpet Snake

A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.

Keep them away from the wife.

Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.

Generally less is more with these types.
Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus
by Chips Magee June 10, 2022
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Seeing Snakes

"Seeing Snakes"

1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.

2. To be pissed off or grouchy.
1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."

2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"
by Jmonger223 June 21, 2012
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Drake Snake

A leak released of Drake showing his absolute schlong of a cock. Almost as big as Mason coopers
Person 1: Did you see Drakes leak?
Mason Cooper: He has a Drake Snake! Almost as big as mine
by JeffTheNick March 12, 2024
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