sam muse

A banging babe who goes to PA and should drop out and be a stripper

Dang my grades suck ass I’m just gonna pull a Sam muse

by I’m gonna eat your butt February 7, 2018

Sam

Sam is a guy who is kind and just an amazing person.He became the popular kid over night. Any girl would be extremely lucky to be at least friends with him. Girls fight about him daily . He never knows about his perfections. Until one girl changes the way he views the world . This girl actually cares . Sam often loves to play soccer. He has great grades and never brags to anyone. Sam is the funniest guy to be mentioned. he is special to everyone in his own way.

Is that did you see Jake he looks so Sam today

by Soccercat February 9, 2018

Sam

An irritatingly whipped yute that will not fuck off however many times you tell them to. An absolute simp, get away while you still can. They don't get the message when you tell them you don't like them and keep on trying for 4 hours while you're on facetime to your friends trying to decide what to reply without being too mean.

OMG he's such a Sam, ew, run away, leave while you still can.

by Puchata123 May 6, 2018

Sam

Why's Sam here?

Hey guys how are you, oh... why's Sam here?

by Gabe is cool January 20, 2017

Sam

One of the coolest girls you know, but usually a big slut on campus. Known to be the biggest homie hopper East of the Mississippi

That girl is chill, too bad she's a Sam

by H8ISMAN January 27, 2017

Sam gleason

A wack ass mf who needs approval from others to validate his existence but also makes fun of people to make people think he’s cool

Jeff: ayo who’s that fat dude that just called me fat
Dan: oh yeah that’s Sam Gleason

by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019

Sam

Sam is the type of guy who thinks he’s extremely unattractive but is in fact the exact opposite. He is extremely attractive without knowing. Also has a nice booty.

Sam has a big booty

by T-shirt October 17, 2019