willy-wet

to insert ones finger into their own ear and then place finger in an unsuspecting victim's mouth. opposite of wet-willy.

i heard the scream "WIlly-Wet," as i tasted mike's wax.

by Billy t. March 12, 2008

wet charlie

a person that has a large beard that he hasnt shaved in a long while and then shaves it all of using only water as a lubricant so as to get many zits from his razor.

frank: whoa man what a hack job that guy has.
Phil: yah, hes a real wet charlie.

by O Maddness April 14, 2008

wet hammer

after having sex and man pulls out his dick and slaps the girl on top of the head with his penis

man;would you like a wet hammer??
girl;absolutely!

by aud_stu March 8, 2009

Wet Turban

Sweaty shirt wrapped around a persons head

Wet Turban is When you are done playing football and you have a sweaty shirt, you smack it across you friends face so it wraps around his head then he gets a mouthful of sweat.

by Tyler The Wall February 19, 2009

Wet Mop

A mop that has been wetted with liquid.

Can you clean the floor with the wet mop over there?

Sure

by Bendc2000 June 28, 2019

seat wetting

When a girl becomes wet or 'cums' she it is called 'seat wetting'.

There's no use in heavy petting; it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

by DDeRo September 7, 2016

wet sandy

A finger is moistened with saliva and stuck to the Bible; specifically, the new testament. Let's begin with Romans chapter 1 with a thorough read to the end.

She is the saintly cousin of Mother Theresa. Respect that.

I gave her a wet sandy and she responded with a Mother Therasa.

by SandyToTheJ September 10, 2013