Big Wapella Monster

A famous folkloric creature known as the Big Wapella Monster is a big foot like creature that has terrorized single moms for decades. He’s ferocious, so when the Big Wapella Monster comes to town lock up your mothers.

The Big Wapella Monster took my mom last night!

by WapellaFan August 24, 2025

CAKE MONSTER

CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!

'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '

by PISSBAGPO May 21, 2018

White Monster

A flavor of monster energy said to hold tremendous power, but in reality transforms the drinker into a femboy.

Chase: I’m bouta hit a pr, let me chug that white monster.

Chase (2 minutes later): UwU

by MrWong December 28, 2024

Chief monster

Someone who constantly chiefs and fiends on someone else’s shit

Jacob you're such a fucking chief monster damn

by Chilloutchase April 14, 2019

Veggie monster

Fat ginger veggie who has a questionable relationship with his sister (humf) he is also known as Fanta pubes

Veggie monster went to miss shaw after crying like a bitch

by Tuckerbro123 July 18, 2021

Lagoon Monster

A large turd in the toilet….. whereas the lagoon would be the toilet bowl

Hey Dave, hang on a second, I gotta go drop a “Lagoon Monster”

by .Captain Rabbit June 22, 2025

Mug Monster

A babe that’s a 10+ from the back, and the side, so you assume she’s got a beautiful face to match ....but when you see it ...”YIKES ! She’s a mug monster!!”

Hey Mike, wish you could’ve seen this hottie I saw today . She had the most amazing body, but then she turned around and she was a total mug monster.

by Cam11 September 26, 2019