seat monster

a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair

omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.

by iluvethangarcia March 28, 2023

pinch monster

a cute nickname to call your dentist! they will TOTALLY appreciate it its a perfect name

dentist walks out with a needle and says "open up for the pinch monster"

alternatively, you can just call the dentist "my little pinch monster ☺️☺️☺️" and they will love it!

by pinch monster apologist February 1, 2024

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by lilpine September 17, 2021

Garage floor monster

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.

Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.

by anonymous February 25, 2023

Monster

Someone who continually chats up females around the work area, particularly when they are older or younger than them.

That Jamie is a total monster

by markoz December 16, 2007

Monster high doll

A girl who dyes her whole head vibrant pastels and dresses like a hoochie mama

Look at how vibrant and slutty carry is dressed she looks like a monster high doll

by Calico horse January 20, 2018

sauce monster

a monster of the sauce, constantly covered in sauce and just absolutely loves sauce

“ally krause is the og sauce monster”

“that sauce monster is covered in sauce”

by i love sauce August 29, 2022