Choff Monkey

A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.

Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.

by SuperDuperPooper898 November 3, 2011

Monkey Staircase

Noun: a totally random interjection, event or act.

Verb:

1. to interject something totally random into conversation.

2. to perform a completely random act

Sheryl and I were having a normal conversation until Walter wandered by and monkey staircased us by shouting about Republicans.

by mouseodoom November 9, 2011

Fuck Monkey

Whenever you are having sex and you are about to cum so you put your hand under your ass and take a shit, then slap her in the face with it.

She said that she was into some freaky shit. I thought she mean like chains. She went full Fuck Monkey on me.

by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017

Monkey Farming

Two people having sex while wearing gorilla costumes. A banana in the bum and penis in the vagina , while watching Planet of the Apes and making monkey sounds

The wife and i got bored and did a little monkey farming before the costume party.

by Krakatoa Balboa October 15, 2018

Monkey In A Bathtub

Just a fellow negro on the block getting some cock

That guy really is a monkey in a bathtub

by Slooby Chewby November 8, 2018

monkey calluses

Monkey calluses are calluses on the bottom part of your fingers. Usually got from climbing.

Bruh, those are some big monkey calluses.

by -__God__- December 19, 2018

Shot the monkey

When you give your girl suprise anal.

Person 1: “I gave Emily suprise anal last night.”
Person 2: “oh you shot the monkey when you give your girl suprise anal.”

by Ethan Taylor September 13, 2018