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Michael Waldron

Probably the greatest novelist since Shakespeare. He wrote such cultural works as: Loki serial. The series is so plot complex that Michael applied the element of surprise to not making Loki's series about Loki. Michael also has super powers such as making you want to run against a wall every time he speaks because it's too brilliant for your brain. It has many nicknames, for example: Microwave Wallpaper, Microsoft Windows or Microwave
Walnut. He is also the owner of the most sexy mustache in the world.
A: Hey, do you know Michael Waldron? B: yes! He is an amazing writer and I look forward to his book on Accepting Yourself Through Another Form of Yourself
Michael Waldron by .0lgoki.fan.page November 26, 2021
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Michael Jacksoning 

When your skin color changes
"I got a skin disease and the Michael Jacksoning is happening"

Michael deesenuts 

The act of ejaculating on the testicles of a man called michael
Person 1:"I met a man named Michael"
Person 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that work out?"

Person 1: "we did a Michael deesenuts"

michael gabriel mortel

he makes every guy that looks at him horny
god damn, hes such a michael gabriel mortel

Michael Jackson 

HEE HEE
Do you seriously not know who Michael Jackson is? REALLY?

Michael Pearce 

When someone is ugly and mean and gross and homphobic and has beef w d1 ku.
Wow you’re being such a Michael Pearce today!”
Michael Pearce by Mckyp123 March 3, 2022

Michael Jordania 

The son of Michael Jordan and Sponge Bob, adopted by the "U was at the club" meme guy.
A very powerful and attractive being who wonders the universe at all times. He's considered to be the suns son, also known for transforming and becoming the answers and prayers to all our questions.
"I fucked your mom last night as if I were Michael Jordania"