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A total nutcase. She is very nice but will turn into satan in 5 seconds, considering she IS satan. Jordan is extremely dramatic and gets upset over the fact that she doesn’t have a thicc ass. She doesn’t even become petty because she is just very disrepctful to those who piss her off. She’s brutally honest and straight forward and will never sugar coat shit. Even though she has her weird aspects, she is a pretty good friend. She also is fun sized and likes to eat a lot of breakfast food. She finds most guys ugly as fuck so if she finds you hot get it boys cause shittt. Guys like Carl Gallagher on the show Shameless however, make Jordan very hmmm what’s the word ? wet! #ethancutkowskybby. All together however, Jordan really needs to get her life together because all she does is watch netflix and avoid all her issues because she doesn’t give a flying fuck.
Girl #: Wtf it’s that stupid bitch jordan that stole my waffles !

Girl #2: Oh shitttt well you cant do anything cause jordan already ate the damn waffles in 5 seconds !!!!
by starneisha lemon March 10, 2019
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Jordan

Big bankroll ass nigga hoes love em to dat but he always kno how to trick a bit don’t think he jus kno dumb ah nigga he send tae to send a blitz quick 4L type Shi
Damn shawt is dat Jordan he finna come take my hoe Omg
by Stk steakhouse type eatin August 2, 2022
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Every Jordan Peterson Video

"See, people say that I'm wrong but actually I'm right!" ~Jordan Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And people KNOW this because it's like, I'm not a charlatan... And I'm trying to go back to that moment RIGHT BEFORE HYM CREATED AI... And stop time there so I can live in that moment for the rest of my days. So I'm going to spend the rest of my old age pretending to be the man I was before that happened so I don't have to see someone completely violate the delusion that constitutes my worldview and succeed anyway. If I can just hold of until I die, nothing that happens matters. It'll be like it never happened. We can all just keep pretending and then when he murders a kid I can just tell myself I NEEDED to do this and that's what I'll tell myself and JUST LIKE every Jordan Peterson video they tell me I'm wrong but people just KNOW I'm right deep down..."

Iam 😨 "Dr... JeepJorp?"

Hym "BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SHEER NUMB OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO LIE SHOULD INDICATE TO YOU THAT YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT! BY YOUR OWN METRIC, JORDAN! YOU ARE THE COMMUNIST THAT TURNS THE WORLD INTO LIES! YOU ARE THE THING YOU WANTED ABOUT! BUT THERE IS 1 PERSON WHO CANNOT EVER PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam April 22, 2025
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Jordan

Hoover, who loves a bag more then he loves his missus or himself

Quite braindead from nangs possibly only has the brain cells left to be a dish pig at ya local pub
Jordan the one cunt who has scabs in his nose from cocaine abuse and picking winners

Has a sexual attraction to white powder in a bag and then wonders why he can never get a root
by murraynod November 21, 2024
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Jordanism

You got yourself hooked on Jordanism.
by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025
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Jordan

A Gaylord who thinks they are cooler than they are. They get bullied by a lot of kids
Geez Jordan’s so stupid why does he keep talking and flirting with Kylie
by caturjfhfhfn November 28, 2018
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Jordan

Did you win your game? No I pulled a Jordan and missed a game winning shot(Jordan has a lower clutch% than LeBron)
by Dixie Normas 69420 August 6, 2021
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