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Space Cat Jump

The expression "Space Cat Jump" is defined as the exact opposite of "Dead Cat Bounce". It is a term used during times of fear mongering, uncertainty, or peril, as to where the Federal Reserve prints unlimited money, and purchases unlimited assets in order to keep the markets alive.

The phrase "Dead Cat Bounce" is the notion that even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from a high-enough point. On the contrary, "Space Cat Jump" is when a cat is in space, jumps off an object, and is sent nowhere but up due to the lack of gravity. This gravity is defined as the fundamental rules that keep the market in order, and the cat is will go as far as the moon, if not further.
As Dr Fauci and Redfield advise states to shutdown due to COVID 19, we expect a dead cat bounce in the market, but in reality J Powell and Steve Mnuchin continue to purchase assets which will actually cause a Space Cat Jump in order to keep the market from sinking into a black hole.
by uoy era ohW June 30, 2020
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Mental Space-travel

To be in the state of mind where the world is your instrument. You are a floating wisp through space and time. Your ideas and thoughts extend beyond society’s frontier. You have dreams and projects that you won’t let anyone get in the way of no matter what. You are mobile and never settle with what you are comfortable with, you always strive to discover something new about yourself and your surroundings.
Person 1: Why do you have plane tickets to Egypt?

Person 2: I’m going to build an automated dildo machine on top of the pyramid of Giza which will be powered by the sun’s solar energy

Person 1: wtf why?

Person 2: I’m in a state of mental space-travel
by Diskoteklizard November 18, 2018
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Space dino

I saw someone in Walmart with a teddy bear but I didn’t wanna out them so I asked if they were a space dino
by Rex Rraptor July 28, 2021
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space gunner captain

mainly the most awesome thing in the world but more frequently known as tom.
yo did you go to space like my boi tom?!?!? hes a space gunner captain bro
by bomb236669 November 26, 2018
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Space burrito

I just ate a space burrito with my friends.
by sweetbbygrl July 14, 2025
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Space Pig

Dude, let's get a space pig and throw a bonfire party.
by MrMysticalToad June 7, 2021
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Space-Cage

A person under surveillance 24/7 by a authoritarian group or government. Like in a dystopian alternet universe.
What did you do last night man? “Nothing just sat at home in front of the space-cage.” Does anyone even look up from their phones anymore man? Nah stuck in the space-Cage
by Lucy O’Hare October 25, 2018
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