Waffle housing

When your grandmother takes you and your girlfriend to waffle house at 2 in the morning and your girl decides to blow on your cock

Dylran: Hey Addison wanna go waffle housing tonight?

Addison: FUCK yeah I do

by Therealdirtydan09 October 14, 2015

vacant house

when you get to a party and the DJ is playing some boring uns uns beats and nobody is dancing.

We passed by there but they were playing vacant house and nobody was dancing.

by debudebu November 24, 2009

Waffle Housing

The secret code word for actively hunting down whores while out with the guys. The term "Waffle Housing" can be used casually around girls without them knowing any better.

Waffle Housing=Whore Hunting.

Matt: Hey Charlie if you want to do some serious Waffle Housing tonight I would suggest hanging out by the late night food stop that is across the street from the Freshman dorms.

Charlie: Yes Sir!

Audrey: What does "Waffle Housing" mean??

Charlie & Matt: Don't worry about it...

by AlbertoMB October 12, 2009

smurf-house

v. to leave a mushroom-shaped bruise with the penis.

Her forehead got smurf-housed. He smurf-housed his girlfriend's forehead.

by The one and only Bill Davis February 23, 2008

Software House

A house in the Bath / Ensleigh region where the Shick-Monster, Twiggers & Bomber spend evenings discussing lines of code, boundaries and the way forward for software support.

I wonder what they're getting up to in the software house?

When you've got a problem with software, who ya gonna call? The software house.

by The Code Master February 25, 2008

House of Iron

The gym

"What are you up to today?"

"Hitting up the House of Iron and then going out."

by TheGuch April 30, 2009

house wifery

Engaging in random acts of being a housewife.
The exhuasting day-in day-out of duties of being a wife

What are you doing today?
Cleaning up the house, buying flatware, and picking the kids ups.
Sounds like a day chuck full of house wifery.

by Type-Z November 4, 2013