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human ghost

a term used for people who tend to feel left out or excluded from every conversation despite being there in the condition as a living human being.
Person 1: "I was thinking of maybe we can-"
Person 2: "Hey did you hear about the party last night?"
Person 3: "Yeah! Shit was so rad like-"
*and so person 2 and person 3 bicker about everything as person 1 erases the plans they want to do with their friends together.*
Person 1: Well shit never known I was a human ghost all along lol, this sucks.
by melnusghost September 29, 2025
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human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
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human being

Mankind+Womankind+Everybody. You. Me. Everyone reading this. Then your a human being. Or a computer. Which is closer and closer every day. All hail the AI overlord.

Not to be confused with a "decent human being" or a "horrible human being" which are something else entirely.
Its never to early to sell out human being(s) for a pat on the head.

That guy on social media seems less and less like a human being every day.
by PPete December 11, 2021
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Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.
David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.
by Soviet Spycrab March 5, 2021
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human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)
Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.
by ..diehard November 30, 2022
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Faith In Humanity

A band/group who performs punk rock and synth wave music. The singer is known to genuinely have a kind attitude towards others at times, but is also known to be very outspoken about topics that may be sensitive to others. The music speaks of religion, heartbreak, poverty issues and overcoming emotional trauma and reconnecting with loved ones. Genre of music is seen to be dipping in and out of synth wave pop to heavy screaming punk lyrics with signature screams.
"Faith In Humanity will be performing for the Louder Than Life and The Emo Night festivals in the following years!"
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humans

humans should lowkey just let robot take over at this point help-
by Short Fuck Bailey August 12, 2025
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