His legs have gone

Said of an ageing footballer to mock their lack of pace or just general washedness

"His legs have gone" - Jamie Carragher, talking about Casemiro at Manchester United

by Untar la Manteca February 22, 2025

i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.

person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

Have to

No I do have to.

Hym "I am not going to spend the next 40 years laboring. My contribution has generated enough to buy myself out of the work force. If I am not allowed to do that... Then I HAVE TO murder someone's kid. HAVE TO. What is happening to me is nothing more than the desire of solipsistic men and breeders to FEEL LIKE they are in control of the incel problem. If they are not forced to release me and punished for doing this... Someone's kid is going to HAVE TO die. I wish that weren't the case and you don't actually have to understand why it is the case and I don't care if you don't believe me."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2024

I have a bomb

When TJ has a bomb, usually in the Bomb Truck in Town and Debug.

TJ: "I have a BOMB!"
Kenny: "I HAVE A BOMB!!!"

by Kenny McCormick! July 17, 2023

how to have a convosation

So this is how to talk

How to have a convosation ?
Say “hi” or something like that

Then if someone says it to you say it back

And start to chit chat

Send this to your freinds to teach them

by Only true facts here March 17, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

im bored and have nothing to do

congrats, you are bored as me

im bored and have nothing to do

by p01uyt January 15, 2025