Crack Head Grant

Some dude that is obsessed with doing drugs and going to parties. He is very adept at getting kicked in the groin and making an all around general fool of himself.

Dude, did you see Crack Head Grant at that party?
Yeah, he was so fucked up!

by thothra March 31, 2009

crack my nuts!

Showing utter frustration or showing how angry you are, that your actually gonna crack your nuts

Oh man, Josh is fucking Ella!
Oh crack my nuts! Seriously?!

by bindihasballs April 25, 2017

crack-o-lax'd

State you reach when you relax under the influence of crack.

Guy #1: Man I'm so stressed out lately!
Guy #2: Me too, we gotta get crack-o-lax'd

by krakarai September 3, 2010

blood-crack level

When the crack in ones system starts to run low.

Mannn ! That guy is tripping and forgetting what is really important in life.

Awwe don't worry about him, his blood-crack level is just decreasing.

by LeReina September 6, 2011

CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY

comes from an ao3 tag - where joke concepts are treated in a serious manner.

"sydno is quite possibly the worst thing we've ever created" charlie said, "a fucking person and a bot just seems like crack treated seriously".

by MythHead123 October 28, 2021

Mami’s Local Cracks

A gang of hispanic females that are in fact delusional and crackheads among your local town. Annoying to some, but entertaining to each other.

Look! It’s mami’s local cracks! damn their weird. wtf is wrong with them. omg.

by autis_cyle April 30, 2020

low butt crack

Intellectually challenged as in “low IQ”

Not sure that he's able to comprehend what we’re saying because he has low butt crack...

by Tuono-rider May 18, 2019