Crack Head Grant

Some dude that is obsessed with doing drugs and going to parties. He is very adept at getting kicked in the groin and making an all around general fool of himself.
Dude, did you see Crack Head Grant at that party?
Yeah, he was so fucked up!
by thothra November 20, 2008
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lemon crack

When a guy cums in a girls ass and then urinates before pulling out. He adds a squirt or two of freshly squeezed lemon juice for added flavor and then allows it to harden for a day before removing it. The product is then broken up into small rocks and sold on the street for money and or sexual favors.
I needed some money, so I gave Jenny the Lemon Crack. We used the money to buy beer and porn.
by sonofbootycheeks September 09, 2008
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Creamy Crack

The unnerving sensation that you feel when a mix of anal leakage, sweat and shame collect in your ass crack while you are just trying to live your life in peace. Also referred to as mud butt.
I drank two 40s of Old E last night and ate 12 White Castle rat burgers. Now this creamy crack won't quit and it is making me suicidal.
by Mad Squabbs July 27, 2017
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crack-o-lax'd

State you reach when you relax under the influence of crack.
Guy #1: Man I'm so stressed out lately!
Guy #2: Me too, we gotta get crack-o-lax'd
by krakarai September 03, 2010
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Mami’s Local Cracks

A gang of hispanic females that are in fact delusional and crackheads among your local town. Annoying to some, but entertaining to each other.
Look! It’s mami’s local cracks! damn their weird. wtf is wrong with them. omg.
by autis_cyle April 30, 2020
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Crack Head Savant

A crack head who has flashes of genius.
Rudy could barely pass the 5th grade and tie his shoes but can answer the million dollar questions on Millionare... hes a crack head savant
by JBurton July 02, 2010
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crack my nuts!

Showing utter frustration or showing how angry you are, that your actually gonna crack your nuts
Oh man, Josh is fucking Ella!
Oh crack my nuts! Seriously?!
by bindihasballs April 25, 2017
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