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Mike

A Mike is the type of guy who won’t admit it, but could go on for days about how much he loves sci-fi movies starring matt damon and kristen wiig.
“Hey Mike, what is your favorite movie?”
Mike: “Dude you know this! It was the best movie of 2017!”
by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023
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Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF

When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.
Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!
by No Food Before Bed May 14, 2023
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Mike-me

To take ones fullest advantage over a situation and or individuals to conceive the most humor, profit, or deception.
-Mike you tire looks a little flat.
-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”

-mike

-“can you spare some change bro?”

- hell naw don’t mike-me bra
by Dubzak May 28, 2019
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Dirty Mike Special

When you fuck a girl in the butt while her head is in the toilet. After you finish, you flush the toilet and slap her ass while saying "thats why they call me dirty mike!"
Man, i gave this bitch the dirty mike special last night!
by Bophadies69 August 24, 2022
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Mike

Mike is a boring prick that doesn't like joining in.
Do we have to invite Mike, he's such a buzzkill
by Certainutensil November 23, 2021
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Mike

When a stock is going down and Mike decides it should go up.
I thought I would lose everything until the stock Miked and I bought a lambo
by In Mike We Trust February 12, 2025
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Mike Vandantillaart

The hottest man around
Kyota Vandantillaart's dad
Grindr famous
$10 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘫𝘰𝘣
Mike Vandantillaart really rammed me yesterday
by Kyota Vandantillaart November 10, 2022
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