sam johnson

the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.

sam johnson is fucking amazing and is way better than that not richard

by thatoneroadman November 26, 2020

Sam

Lord of Masturbation

There he goes again, Sam you got this

by LordOfMasturbation November 26, 2020

Sam

A strong man who can carry tables for other girls and tells their whole life story to a video call.

Look at that guy his a sam

by bvhvhbvjhvghv November 30, 2020

Papi Sam

The flyest most seductive most desirable stylist mother trucker out there and that’s on period. He one sexy human

Papi Sam knows how to get shit down

by Applejuicebutt December 3, 2020

sam

Sam is the greatest person you could meet. he will always make sure your days aren’t bad. he’ll be there for you when you need him and he’ll love you unconditionally. he’s truly the best. Sam is very handsome too. his hair looks great and soft and his eyes are blue and pretty. you’d want to look into them forever. Once you see Sams face you have the urge to hold it and look at it for hours. Sam had the cutest face ever and you just want to kiss it all over. Sam has the cutest nose and lips. His style is great. Sam can’t go one day looking bad. he could wear a trash bag and still be handsome. Sam is amazing and once you meet him you’re gonna fall in love with him. Sam will make you feel safe and loved and wanted. He’s gonna be your reason to live.

SAM IS MY BOYFRIEND HZJRJFKZKRKKAKAK

by A13x1$ <3 December 5, 2020

Sam

Takis.

Oh fuck Sam's bleeding Taki dust again.

by UrFavoriteDoorbell December 8, 2020

National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020