Snap n' fap

When you receive nudes on Snapchat and attempt to masturbate over them.

I just tried to snap n' fap over my girlfriend and failed.

by FappyCumCookie June 23, 2016

Pasta n Pussy

Celebrated on April the 14th one month after Steak and Blowjob Day on March 14th. This day is to reward all those who received a steak and Blowjob on March 14th. Eat a pasta dish and then eat pussy. (Recommended to avoid spicy pasta dishes so as not to cause discomfort to the woman) you can even eat Pussy first and then have pasta for afters

Simon: "Hey Bill what did you get Louise for Pasta n Pussy Day Day?"

Bill: "Well Simon, that would be a lovely bacon pasta and then ate her out afterwards."

by Welshman1973 March 17, 2017

Nug N' Tug

The act of meeting an online date for a casual snack of chicken nuggets and the resulting mutual masturbation in a nearby alleyway/carpark. Basically the mission statement of tinder.

Office worker: I am not sure about this tinder match, I might just agree to grab a quick bite in McDonald's, besides I do want some chicken nuggets.

Co-worker: Ah yes the old Nug n' Tug. A classic move.

by FragileLittleMe August 5, 2018

Hide N Cum

A SEX GAME PLAYED BY ADULTS. THE FEMALE HIDES AS THE MALE SEEKS TO EXPLOAD IN HER SUGAR WALLS REKTING HER PUSSY

"WANNA PLAY HIDE N CUM"

MALE: "READY OR NOT HERE I CUM"

by _DUDE-AWESOME May 17, 2017

Blow n Glow

A blow n Glow is when a man blasts his love potion all over a dames face. Then simultaneously flips on a UV Black light to illuminate her polluted facial epidermis thus creating a luminous masterpiece.

There are black light parties but nothing beats a Blow n Glow, if ya know, ya know!

by 1020oct August 2, 2021

Herp 'n' shmerp

1. An ambiguous identifier used as a variable, akin to mathematics, in which any word can be inserted provided it keeps grammatical commandment. Typically the user has a specific word in mind that was purposely omitted.

see thingy, thing.

2. Used as a filler word akin to "like", "um", et cetera.

other spellings: herpnshmerp, herp-n-shmerp.

1. "Pass the herpinshermp, please?"

2. "Could you pass the herp 'n' shmerp ketchup, please?"

by lordcheesness May 28, 2013

Loop n Bate

The act of looping a set of short (usually 30 second preview) pornographic clips on ones computer, followed by masturbating, to give the effect of watching a full length pron film.

Antonio: "Hey have you seen that new Pirates movie? Its supposed to be the most expensive porn film ever!"

Fredrico: "Nah fool, I just loop n bate with my favorite clips"

by jack_daniels_123 July 23, 2010