War horse poop

When lack of fiber and excess protein gives you bowel movements that are very painful and large.

After a block of government cheese, I have a case of war horse poops.

by Bill brasky85 April 25, 2021

world war III

a war started by trump trying to stop an imaginary war to start a new war because he has a microscopic, little, small-scale, compact, tiny, bijou, portable, miniature, mini, and gay pp and brain

we will all die in world war III due to Kim JOng Un NUkes.

by Rhhr January 9, 2020

naked thumb war

Basically it's a hand job!

Hey girl, what's going on tonight.. You want to have a naked thumb war?

by wafflebitch January 1, 2018

Iowa Honey Wars

Literally, the dumbest "war" there is. Literally, some guy couldn't draw a straight line for the border and Missouri got petty and said they had more land then they did, and then Iowa got petty and said they had more land then they did, and everyone got salty and got weapons (One being a sausage grinder) an stood at the "border" ready to fight and calling each other pukes (Yes really) until the supreme court sent someone to confirm the border. (This is a real thing look it up)

The Iowa honey wars were hecking dumb

by Nipple_Grease October 10, 2017

Turkish War of Independence

The Turkish War of Independence (May 19, 1919 – July 24, 1923) was fought between the Turkish National Movement and the proxies of the Allies – namely Greece on the Western front, Armenia on the Eastern, France on the Southern and with them, the United Kingdom and Italy.

"Turkish War of Independence is a great guide for colonial countries."

by pyroclastiq April 22, 2017

The Sealand Civil War

The largest war in human history, taking place in the country of Sealand.
Over 100 million died.

Man: I got drafted
Woman: Why!?
Man: To fight in the Sealand Civil War and protect my country!

by ThyOfThee September 2, 2023

Thomson Tug-Of-War

Similar to the Florence Finger-Blast, it’s when two dudes face eachother naked, criss-cross arms, and proceed to tug on eachother’s cocks till climax, never breaking eye contact, all while telling eachother how special the other one is. Originated from AUSP Thomson, Ill.

Hey Bob, you up for little Thomson Tug-Of-War?
Oh fuck yeah, Jimbo. You’re the best at it.

by Gaysofthunder69 February 10, 2020