Max "Wax" Jackson

a dumb gay boi stupid man who wishes he was more like his brother.

"Oh hey, Max "Wax" Jackson, why you looking a little down today?"
"Well, I just wish I wasn't a dumb gay boi stupid man and was more like my brother ya know?"

"Its okay, I wish I was like him too."

by fijihasbiggay November 12, 2020

max howie

If you are named max Howie you have a massive penis

If you are named max Howie you have a massive penis

by Dhsrhgkxkg July 12, 2017

max

He has a giant Dick ngl when he bangs my mom she fuckin disappears

max : lets fuc
mom : ahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahha yesir

by sexy sempai November 30, 2021

Zest-Maxxing

The process of riding the fine line between homosexuality and straightness in order to mass appeal to women. Commonly used by incels to get closer to woman.

"Hey Michael! Did you get any pussy last night?" "Nah bro, but I've been Zest-Maxxing with these new earrings. These bitches will be all over me!"

by ZincMaxxer April 14, 2024

anita max wynn

what drake like to say with his fruity ass

person 1: Hey drake! whats up?
drake: ANITA MAX WYNN
person 1: what the fuck.

by scrimreaper59 January 19, 2024

max roscoe

Totally cool guy that everyone wants to be and makes every n00b rage with his amazing gaming and athletic skills.

wow who's that he looks like a new max roscoe

by Death the cat March 11, 2015

Max

A rapey little midget who’s always trying to prove himself to make up for his tiny penis and height. Girls run when they see him.

Max: what’s up ladies
Girls: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE RAPIST
Max: Ooooo yeah talking dirty to me baby

by Max whiteman November 23, 2021