wood stood

An erection.

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Ghetto Woods

A deragatory nickname of the "Meadow Woods" subdivision located in the southern part of Orlando, by the border with Osceola County. Located near SouthChase, this neighborhood is notorious for their raucous, ratchet residents.

I heard Jose lives in Ghetto Woods. Must be too poor to live in Hunter's Creek.

by TheLWord75 November 24, 2022

ella woods

Ella is the most vibrant, beautiful soul you’ll ever meet. She is forever down to earth and is extremely selfless. If you’re her friend she will stick by you’re side and never let anyone give you shit. There’s always a sparkle in her vivid green eyes, and whenever they are sad you would do anything to make her feel better, since she does the same for you. No matter what she’s going through she will be there for you. If you have an ella as you’re friend never let her go

the most beautiful thing you can think of will never compare to ella woods

by heyitsmuah January 9, 2019

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025

c-wood local

the most annoying, corny, most blood boiling little kids you can imagine with some skateboards at carrollwood village park, also c-wood local can also be considered an insult.

oh i heard he’s a c-wood local, i know he dick rides yeat

by cwood hater 69 June 1, 2022

Deaken Wood

The most not epic minecrafter who ever lived

DID you hear Deaken Wood Screaming over fortnite last night

by www.spreadshirt.com/jcjgamesme June 17, 2019