Doing a Mike

Tapping out, leaving when the going gets tough.

"Why did he suddenly run off when I asked him that question, without warning or explanation"?
"Oh, he's just doing a mike,"

by Victimofmagic June 21, 2025

Mike

Mike is the one with a huge dick and a funny guy, is often on the look for money. He is sometimes quiet but when he's with people he likes he is hilarious.

Mike is going to get rich

by Realnigga124 February 25, 2017

Mike Wheeler

it's me mike. its literally me.
i am literally the real mike.
im a cutie patootie >:3

mike wheeler is cute.

by willsboyfriendmike February 3, 2024

Mike McCready

Guitar player for the kick-ass band Pearl Jam and an overall awesome man. Has had fancy hairstyles in the past, and likes to wear interesting pants/shoe combinations.

"hey man what's that awesome guitar solo i can hear?"
"dude, that's Mike McCready! He's awesome!"

by kansassharp November 29, 2016

Mike Wang

Racist guy likes saying racial slurs and can't go without cussing every 5 planck seconds
He has very long nails and will scratch you to until you get permanent scars if you even lay a finger on him
He's a force to be reckoned with

Guy: *touches Mike Wang*
Mike Wang: *pulls out his long nails and scratches guy until deep scars form
Guy: *screaming in pain*
Mike Wang: *says cuss word and racial slurs*

by Mike Wang Toronto Earl Haig October 9, 2025

Mike Tyson

The only man to solat in the fuckin' cafe which didn't allow Muslim

Yo, you saw Mike Tyson

by gush_sivam_123 July 14, 2021

Mike

A man who has seen many nuts before niya

Omg is that the nut man mike

by Bigman772 November 30, 2020