Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.

“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”

by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025

Mike Hull

Kid with a HUGE piece....... flexes on everyone he meets.. is often found in VIP at strip clubs drinking the most expensive liquor in the club.. Has 6 children with 7 different women... God like

"Is that Mike Hull rolling dice in the Giuseppe boots?"
"Ya Mike Hull is the flyest youngbull on the block"

by Hard bone March 8, 2017

Mike

A guy from Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island with dissociative identity disorder, or as he calls it, multiple personality disorder. Personalities include:
Svetlana the Russian gymnast
Vito the buff Italian guy
Chester the angry old man
Manitoba Smith the treasure hunter
Mal the cartoon villain
Mike the kind original personality

Mike: I have multiple personality disorder
Zoey: I know, Cameron just told me
Cameron: Sorry!

by TELL ME WHO JOE IS July 26, 2023

Mike Bebek Taxi

Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))

"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"

by Taxi guy January 23, 2021

Mike Manoogs

A retarted person who makes the funniest puns out there for all to here. WANTS TO MAKE A FUCKING GOD DAMN LITTLE BAG JIZZ DOCUMENTARY THAT NO ONE WILL EVER FUCKING WATCH IN THERE ENTIRE LIFE. MIKE IF YOUR READING THIS U UNDERSTAND ME LITTLE BOY U BETTER GOD DAMN U HOE BAG!!! GOD DAMN Mike Manoogs

That kid Mike Manoogs is such a tard with his documentary.

by vinag42 September 3, 2016

mike

him.

mike is him.

by realfactos101 September 10, 2022

Mike&Julz Effect

A term for when you need automatic wins, you summon the duo. To activate its special ability, you must also have a diamond to sacrifice

I am down so much SR today, I need a Mike&Julz Effect

by DoopSnogg January 22, 2025