One time

Do you know when people are in jail when they're telling the stories of how they got arrested the first thing that they say is one time I was chilling with the homies and the popo's just pulled up on me and swooped everybody up. Every time they tell a story about when they got arrested or when they ran in with the cops they say one time, so when they see a cop they remember hey that's a one time story.

Hey dogg I'm going to tell you like this , one time I was chilling in the cut, slanging all that dope, A lot of cluccs and strawberries and the one tezzies came through with swat and hemmed us all up, had to do a mandatory 7 years down. Now I'm out and the one times ain't got Nathan on me. Let's go re-up lōc!

by Mobrelated April 7, 2021

a wet one

A wet one : ( adjective )

When a multi-orgasmic man finally has a wet ejaculation, after having had 1 or more dry orgasms before.

Example : After you make me dry orgasm baby with your lips, please ride me and let me have a wet one inside of you .

by marmotte1 January 15, 2018

One-shots

Short stories about a couple usually going on a date. On pe shots capture short moments in a relationship like a picture.

Sami Doll browsed Quotev, searching vigorously for Kellic one-shots

by Thecitybreathing July 11, 2017

One piece

Another word for legendary or god-like. If someone says they like one piece, give 'em a nice high five if they say it sucks, pull out the Gomu Gomu no semi-auto rifle and unload the entire magasine on him

kid dad I hate one piece
dad ok son I'm gonna go get some milk

by MaskmN May 7, 2022

Enlightened Ones

A fictional cult from the novel, "Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah. This cult is lead by John Cronus, a charismatic character who convinces his followers to give up all their worldly possessions and sign their lives over to him. They start a commune in an island away from U.S. law where they are forced to give up their individuality.

"Let that be the last killing. I am tired of it! We are the Enlightened Ones, not the grim reapers. We were meant to evolve. There is still more to live for, but we’ll never know about it unless we do everything we can to stay alive" --"Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah

by Justine Bateman May 3, 2013

brain one

the most basic intelligence

If you have brain one you should know that evolution is an integral part of science.

by The Return of Light Joker October 28, 2011

one footer

A woman whose beauty improves the closer you get to her. Because, she is just that pretty.

Did you meet Julie tonight? Now THAT is a definite one footer. What a knock-out.

by JP3773 December 31, 2015