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goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument
Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.
by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015
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The Dirty Goat

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat
Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)

Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
by The motherfucker February 27, 2019
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Goated

Goated has become a morphed form of the word goaded. Initially if someone was very aggressive or on the offensive you would say they were goaded and this meant that they were fueled by anger for success. After the acronym G.O.A.T "greatest of all time" people who were unfamiliar with the word goaded assumed it was "goated".
Man...Tarynce played like a man possessed! He was super goated that game after the bad calls from the refs. (they should have used the word goaded but failed to understand that goated wasn't really a word...but now because of common usage it is)
by Jonakand February 24, 2025
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Trey D. Goat

He’s the best account on Twitter and the realest niggas you’ll ever know. He is the best Yoruichi supremacist and has superior taste in all media, overall he is THE goat.
by Trey D. Goat November 26, 2023
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goat

a dirty flying cow that has candy cowws.
jimmy did you just see that goat destroy that town with it's candy cows? that just scrwewed bob with it's candy cows, and flied away
by goay456 December 1, 2022
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Goat

Someone known as the greatest of all time in the nfl
by Mitch McConnell June 24, 2022
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Goat

Something not to be played but simulated
Goat Simulator G.O.A.T Goat
by Borderlinegamesandshit March 31, 2017
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