A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.
Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment
by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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