prograss bar

The act of checking toilet paper between each wipe after a bowel movement.

"Hey! Who's in there? What's taking so long? Did your ass grow roots?"
"It's me! My prograss bar isn't moving! It's like wiping a marker!"

by Ironballs September 7, 2024

bar foodie

1. Someone that spends enough time in different bars to be able to tell you which place has good nachos and which place has REALLY good nachos.

2. Someone that knows the food/bar special schedules for different bars (e.g. Taco Tuesdays, Wednesday Wings, Thirsty Thursdays).

3. An alcoholic.

His advanced hindsight with respect to our choice of appetizers indicated that he was a bar foodie, or at least had been here drunk on more than 10 occasions.

by AleclikeBaldwin October 17, 2010

About as useful as a dry bar of soap

Useless.

"Cba"

"You're about as useful as a dry bar of soap"

by T4Y March 30, 2022

Bar Scraps

A lady that you will find at bars around 2-3 am when the bar is closing. These are the scraps that other males left behind but are still hoping to take one home.

“Did you see your buddy last night?” “Yeah he was out late going after bar scraps”

by ScrapHouse96 December 30, 2023

bar-hooker

Someone who sits at bars and engages in conversation in order to gain more sales of beer in a bar.

Oh hes got great conversation and entertaining and before you know they drank 6 pale ales just listening to him what a bar-hooker.

by burslem December 24, 2021

Milky Bar

Brown on the outside, white in the middle.

Kanye West hates black people, he has gone full milky bar.

by Forgottenbymortals October 29, 2022

Click the bar

Click the bar means to pause music or movie or anything that’s playing on a player

Example

Person 1 : (plays some wack music)
Person 2 : ayo bro click the bar man

by TheThursdayVO May 26, 2022