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Polite shuffle

When you and another person come up to a path (like an intersection, a doorway, or a narrow hallway) where only one person can go, and you politely tell them to “go ahead” and they say “no, no, you go ahead” and then you both wait, and then go at the same time thinking that the other person will not concede, and you repeat this at least one more time.
Two drivers pull up to opposite sides of a 4-way stop at the same time. One is turning left, the other is going straight. The person going straight signals to left turn person to “go ahead”, while at the same time, the person turning left signals to the person going straight to “go ahead”. They signal back and forth and then wait, and eventually concede at the same time. They laugh and repeat the polite shuffle at least once more.
by LogicMonkey March 22, 2024
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Skirt shuffle

When a pre op trans woman jerks herself off under her skirt. Another version of pocket pool.
I saw this woman doing the skirt shuffle at a train station, it was very weird
by Dabslevent May 10, 2024
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Duck Shuffler

Duck robot with a chronic gambling addiction.
Did you buy the Duck Shuffler plush on time?
by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024
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Filibuster Shuffle

When you're trying to win at poker night. Time is running out and the dealer (who is leading in chips) won't fucking stop shuffling.
Mark stop doing a filibuster shuffle and deal the damn cards.
by FakirNamor May 18, 2024
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Colombian shuffle

An epic game of ring-around-the-holesy.

When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.
by Escort Services Rock June 6, 2024
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Nevada Shuffle

The Nevada Shuffle is when a male and usually a female have sexual intercourse while the female is having a seizure.
Person 1: Babe you wanna do the Nevada Shuffle
Person 2: JAHSDGBHSJDBFAGHBNFDSHAJKSHNFSDAJIKOMF
by GregorySnitzlefart June 13, 2024
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The Scuffed Podcast

The Scuffed Podcast is a well known podcast in the Twitch and Kick community, the podcast is hosted by streamer TrainwrecksTV and includes a variety of other streamers and content creators alike. The podcast itself isn't very well organized which is where it gets the name, "The Scuffed Podcast" but is also the reason it is so entertaining to watch, whether TrainwrecksTV is coming up with witty intros for the podcast guests, or the perfect timing moments it is always an enjoyable podcast to consume.
Remember that there is always at least an hour intro before TrainwrecksTV starts The Scuffed Podcast.
by ItzSpark July 2, 2024
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