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Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
by Hectorino November 26, 2021
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Snake

Snake is used as someone that is acting “fake” towards a person. They can also back stab someone.
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snake slapping

When two gay men engage in smacking their penis' together when they have a disagreement.
Listen here bitch. We can settle this with a quick round of snake slapping.
by The adaptor December 31, 2014
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Snake

by swagboii42069 December 8, 2017
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Drain snake turd

When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake
Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?
by Fuc biden May 27, 2021
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Dilly Snake

A snake that lives inside your shoe and damages your foot. Typically found in Alabama
Gurben: "Ey billey theres a dilly snake in my shoe dargit!"
Billy: "As such in our cuntrey."
by John Cront December 2, 2018
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snakes

A snake is a person that is only trying to defend themselves with their poison. everybody goes into survival mode sometimes, just like the snake. Usually they don't bite you unless you mess with them first. Watch more animal planet. Learn more shit.
The snakes bit back when that person grabbed their tail.
by poopballs5000 December 9, 2018
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