Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.

See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.

by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s May 6, 2023

smoking bear

n. Fellatio.

"She's in there getting high and smoking bear"

by Barras October 2, 2020

Got Smoked

Defeated in a sprinting competition in a track and field event from 100 m through 400 m

Man...I got smoked. That other dude was really fast and won the race.

by Monty 82 April 30, 2024

mean smoke

Used by New Zealand weed smokers
1.to have a good rip of a marijuana.
2.or to say that's a good strain of weed.

"Fuk that was a mean smoke g.''

by churcuzzy May 5, 2018

smoke art

When you take a picture of the smoke you exhale of any substance it becomes art.

My smoke art had faces in it while my friends had animals.

by MADOOSA RAQUEL April 18, 2019

Smoke up

A term used to describe the action of giving and/or receiving a rimjob and a vigorous handjob at the same time. Mainly used by homosexuals

"Hey bro do you wanna Hop on Among Us tonight?"
"Nah bro I'm too tired, how about we just smoke up"

by ballsballsballsballsballsballs October 2, 2021

Smoke a cigarette in the rain

Hyperbole (exaggerated statement) describing a person with an extremely large nose.

Have you ever seen Zach Hadel before? That thing is huge!

Yeah, he could smoke a cigarette in the rain.

by Professor Doodlewacker May 8, 2024