You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Bloc Side Soldiers (B.S.S.)

A Detroit graffiti crew from the mid-2010s that evolved into the Hyena Crips (83GC), a core clique of the 5 Point Nation Crip alliance. Originating on the city’s far Northwest Side near West Seven Mile and Five Points, B.S.S. was known for bold block-letter tags before shifting from graffiti to a loose street-crew identity as the Hyena Crips name took hold in the late 2010s.

“Before they were the Hyena Crips (83GC), they were Bloc Side Soldiers (B.S.S.), holding down Detroit’s Five Points neighborhood.” — Detroiter

by Westside Detroiter November 13, 2025

Sides

Someone trying to play your side was never on your side, no matter what they tell you.

There are as many sides for some people to play as there are sides.

by The Original Agahnim June 8, 2021

Side

(Verb) To side-eye someone, which means to react negatively to a comment that someone has made.

Person 1: I don't like Jonhy Depp in his early years.
Person 2: I will side you. SIDE EYE. YOU CAN'T NOT LIKE HIM !!

by Elpájaromásgrande10 March 26, 2023

Service-Side

A gay, bi, or queer man who identifies as a side (not interested in anal sex) and whose primary focus in sexual encounters is pleasuring his partner through oral sex, mutual masturbation, and other non-penetrative acts, rather than seeking reciprocal stimulation.

A guy who doesn’t do anal (top or bottom) but lives to please. Gets off on getting you off.

“Damn, he’s a total service-side — I didn’t even have to lift a finger, he just sucked me dry.”

by toclus August 30, 2025

Side Bangy

When a male or female gets a hair cut and they get bangs that swoop to the left or right side of their face. If their hair looks good it is a way to describe the awesomeness of how their hair looks.

Sally, your hair looks great. It's all Side Bangy.

by countdowntoamazing1403 September 10, 2010

Siding

An absolute monstrosity of a creature so scary it should not be seen in public

Me and my siding and my father are walking in roath

by Sidingisbad July 16, 2019