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Tom, scattered

A guy that pretends to be your friend but says really hurtful things when you tell jokes.
Friend: There’s a lot of discourse online but I still can’t tell if I’m probiotic or antibiotic!
Tom, scattered: give up
by StinkPattern November 29, 2025
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dr. w. scott stornetta

created block chain and is insanely rich, yet spends his time failing little children using positive physics.
oh no! dr. w. scott stornetta is late for class! he’s gonna have to do five push ups for every minute he’s late!
by anonymous27835 November 17, 2022
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dr. w. scott stornetta

the creator of block chain who’s insanely rich yet decides to torture little children by failing them with positivephysics.com
oh no! dr. w. scott stornetta is late! ig he’ll have to do five push ups.
by anonymous27835 November 17, 2022
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