by Purple nurples December 11, 2019
The act of filling a white, tube-sock with as much cum as possible, whirling and twirling it like a lasso over your head, and releasing its contents over an excited, or unsuspecting person's face.
The other night my slutty girlfriend turned to me and said, "I'm tired of getting facialized. Tonight I want the slingshot sock." Astounded and wide-eyed, I stammered, "of course!"
Later that evening, while soaking in a pool of vajamba juice, I fucked my girlfriend up until the point of cumming, pulled out, and filled my old tube-sock with man-goo. Whooping and shouting in a frenzy, I twirled the sock and saw cum splatter over my gf's hungry, open mouth.
Later that evening, while soaking in a pool of vajamba juice, I fucked my girlfriend up until the point of cumming, pulled out, and filled my old tube-sock with man-goo. Whooping and shouting in a frenzy, I twirled the sock and saw cum splatter over my gf's hungry, open mouth.
by denalipark227 April 22, 2010
A dirty . Filthy fucking sock that has crusty cum from a smelly arrogant disgusting fat so called human being called Liam who wanks 50 times a day
You are as disgusting as liams cum sock
by Leviathan22 February 01, 2024
A reusable, absorbent sock saved for the sole purpose of slipping over the penis while masturbating.
by Rixadork May 26, 2015
by Poopflinger January 14, 2015
“Oh Dobby’s Sock!”
“Do not use foul mouth words! It says here in the rule book, no wizard swears! You are hearby expelled! I expect you to pack your things and head onto the train back to london!”
“Do not use foul mouth words! It says here in the rule book, no wizard swears! You are hearby expelled! I expect you to pack your things and head onto the train back to london!”
by stupid slytherin June 09, 2020
They love playing football ⚽ and they are a total simp . They don't know if they like Margarita's more than Amal's .
THEY TOUGHT THEY WERE BEING CALLED SUN GUY FOR ALMOST 4 MONTHS ☀.
THEY LOVE BOYS MORE THAN FOOTBALL .
They don't like to play with their little sisters . 😥
THEY TOUGHT THEY WERE BEING CALLED SUN GUY FOR ALMOST 4 MONTHS ☀.
THEY LOVE BOYS MORE THAN FOOTBALL .
They don't like to play with their little sisters . 😥
Me - hey look behind you it is sock guy !!! 🧦
MY BFF - Hiiii Sock Guy
SOCK GUY - STOP CALLING ME SUN GUY !!!!!!!!!!!
MY BFF - Hiiii Sock Guy
SOCK GUY - STOP CALLING ME SUN GUY !!!!!!!!!!!
by Donutworry March 30, 2022