retard

the word retard is a little like Irman. Being Irman is like being retarded. So if you're an Irman, you're automatically retarded and obese.

You're such an retard right now

by bignamer hvh god January 26, 2020

Retarditis

A disease only transmissible if you live

in Temora. Basically, if you Live in Temora you’re a retard, that’s all.

Wow, Scott was just diagnosed with Retarditis, this is a bruh moment

by Overmicrowavednugget June 29, 2020

Retard shit

A crude term used to describe a piece of media or behaviour characterized by senselessness, nihilism and overall lack of substance.

-Did you see the latest MrBeast video?
-No that's retard shit.

by Wotanski January 20, 2024

Retard

A person who looks up retard in the dictionary not knowing what it is.

If you look up something you are MEANT to know, and don't know it, you are a retard

by FredoriaGaming September 25, 2020

Retard

An offensive but fun word to say. If only it isnt offensive..

Sped kid: *playing fortnite*

Guy: hey kid, you're such a retard

Sped kid: *pulls out gun* what the fuck you say to me bitch?

Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts

Sped kid: oh, yeah. You a cop or something?

Guy: nah im not a cop

Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop

Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?

Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*

Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED TART

Sped kid: what the fuck...

by Iamawesome!!! March 29, 2023

Retard

Someone who looks up "retard" in the Urban Dictionary, only to find that they should know what a retard is, and they don't.

Don't know what a retard is? Then you are one. Simple.

by FredoriaGaming September 25, 2020

Double retard

One who calls another a retard in a manner that demonstrates retardation on one's own part.

"Don't put that fork in the microwave, retard, it'll explode!"
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."

by Sadie Enward November 15, 2023