Fiddle Playing Dick Muncher

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.

GET AWAY FROM YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!

by herpiderp December 20, 2015

Play Flash Games Day

The day is May 1st, boot up your flash emulator and start playing. I recommend bluemaxima's flashpoint for this day.

Billy: Oh boy, time for some awesome run 2 action!
Dad : Son, it's not the time. Wait- *Flashbacks*
Dad: It's true.. today is Play Flash Games Day.. I've been waiting for this day for eternity..

by Boaas234 April 20, 2022

playing like Betty White

Performing badly at any task, especially at work, because of being hungry.

This term is derived from a Snickers commercial that originally aired during Superbowl XLIV.

Boss: Joe, you were supposed to have this done an hour ago.

Joe: Sorry, boss. I was in a hurry this morning and I skipped breakfast, so now I'm playing like Betty White.

by Gene Yoos February 27, 2011

Who would play her?

An inside joke from the web series “UNHhhh” with Trixie and Katya fans (commonly used to describe someone’s lookalike with any noun even if it comparatively does not make sense)

“My mom died yesterday”. “Who would play her?”.
“The Postmate’s guy came”. “who would play him?”.

by Tea Cassius August 17, 2022

Playing wit my nose

Snorting coke or heroin

"Real messy wit it playing wit my nose" -Jessica Rabbit
Term made popular by westcoast rapper Messy Marv.

by Bred187 November 23, 2010

bare-handed double play

a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?

While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.

by Henry's Dad August 28, 2010

play your cards right

watching what you say or do in order to get what you want or “win” something

she might like you if you play your cards right

if you play your cards right you might be able to convince them

by soupppuddle January 02, 2022