The cold

The cold? THE COLD!?

Hym "THE COLD... Was driving you insane!? The cold!? Hooooooooly shit! Woooooooow, bro! I literally leave the windows open all winter! That's all it takes, huh? Not an organized stalking, gaslighting, harassment campaign that mimics the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? The cold? You would be FUCKED if you were in my situation guy! Hooo-ly shit! Absolutely fucked! The fucking cold! Not creating A.I. (literally) and then trying to stop retarded billionaires and incest cultists from stealing it... But the cold... That is the thing we are worried about... Their power is out (my power is about to go out on the 20th I need my check to be at least $400 (WHICH IT MY NOT BE BECAUSE MY HOURS WERE CUT) or I won't be able to pay half my electricity and the rest of my rent) and THAT is effecting the mental health... I-um... I don't even know what to say about that! I'm genuinely speechless! I mean, I'm profoundly displeased by that statement- Just... Wow, man... Wow!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Cold Soup

When someone pisses on the snow and proceeds to fuck a person on top of the snow on the bed of piss, only to instead of cum inside of the partner to proceed and piss inside of the partner to warm them from the cold

"Me and tony had some cold soup last night, it was great!"

by Emma+friends February 21, 2017

Cold steel

Knifes or all other blade related stuff
Not "putting an iron to mouth" if you come for cringe stuff dumbass

Other guy:Get ready to eat cold steel.
You:NO WAI-
*pain cry*
*sirens*
Cop 1:the guy was stabbed 1 time and fell to his death, the murder weapon seems to be an Excalibur replica made out of steel.

Cop 2:hm, it seems to be a homicidal case

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 30, 2019

Cold Carl

When you freeze your shit and pleasure your self with it

I caught my friend giving them self a cold carl

by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025

Cold Cucumber Approach

A calm, composed, and strategic method of solving a problem, especially in situations where emotional reactions are common.

Instead of arguing with the panel, she used a cold cucumber approach to present her data and win them over.

by Aman kumar June 15, 2025

Stone Cold Steve Frothtins

A nice cold beer. Play on words of the famous wrestler/actor/producer Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Can picture myself getting slammed by a couple of Stone Cold Steve Frothtins this arvo. alcohol

by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020

cold jimmy

Cold jimmy when you piss in a condom and freeze it for a cold treat for him/her/them

Cold jimmy/ Cold frozen treat for her "cleat" or wherever you wanna put it.

by Lil hades August 14, 2022