Lock Ness Monster

Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.
Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.
by QuacksO November 06, 2022
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Egg Monstering

When one is so overwhelmed with emotion that they become a emotional squealing ball of joy.
Damn, she really Egg monstered after he kissed her at that party
If she runs away Egg monstering, she's probably texting me.
by Noot noot December 30, 2016
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Rye monster

A fictional monster that sneaks up on you at the end of the night when you’ve consumed to much whiskey
Mitch : Hey did you see Colton get rye monstered last night before they threw him out

Luke : no I was to busy looking for bike rack
by Wilddingo25 September 14, 2019
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Zest Monster

Lucas Gabbini; Fruity
Lucas and Elijah were touching each others wangs in the locker room; the zest monster inside them smiled.
by Christ\ February 07, 2023
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Me monster

Fearing only Your Imagination !!!! and Someone You Dislike
Your inly person you have to fear is me monster!!!

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by aizaomi April 20, 2022
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pencil monster

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.
Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.
by KC888 April 06, 2023
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Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”
by CreeperAu February 09, 2021
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