Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”
by CreeperAu February 09, 2021
Get the Sausage Monster mug.

P-Monster

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy
Here comes the P-Monster!
by maalimP April 09, 2018
Get the P-Monster mug.

monster nap

(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.
"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."
by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017
Get the monster nap mug.

Blood Monster

A blood monster is an extremely dangerous, terrifying, and horrid creature made from the blood of its victims!
by monstermaniac123 November 05, 2021
Get the Blood Monster mug.

Reality Monster-y

Because, unlike Jordan Peterson, I know that your asking whether or not I'm willing to make an affirmative claim regarding a creator deity.
Hym "That being said... It is a little reality monster-y though... It would be a shame if it didn't. Can't kill it if it doesn't exist. So, yeah, no but I hope so. I also don't care."
by Hym Iam May 05, 2025
Get the Reality Monster-y mug.

lactose monster

you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.
Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.
by agj.8.4 March 27, 2023
Get the lactose monster mug.

burrito monster

"A curly-haired IT professional with an insatiable appetite for burritos and dank memes
Who would win? Burrito Monster or 3 Bay City Bombers?
by Orophin_Px2 October 22, 2017
Get the burrito monster mug.