licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

lick the dogfort

The moment that you realize something you thought was impossible is, in fact, quite simple.

It's not the actual cardboard that's the barrier; it is the puppy's lack of knowledge about it being penetrable. Shouldn't last much longer than the first time he decides to lick the dogfort.

by OllyOxen April 20, 2020

ballsack licking

To gelatinously put tongue on ones jingle jangles

The homo was stupid and "ballsack licking".

by Baller63 December 29, 2014

Floyd Licking

Definition: The act of rapidly sticking one’s tongue out and moving it up and down as fast as possible while ensuring it touches the top lip with each motion.

Example 1:
Jake started Floyd Licking in the middle of class, and now the whole school is doing it!
Example 2:
She challenged me to a Floyd Licking contest, but I couldn’t keep up with her speed.

by Andeol Capitaine February 19, 2025

Lick

Mike Benge. It's what a tongue does

Yo homie a lick, fo real

by MikeLick March 6, 2021