by shayphlex January 06, 2022
by Coooooolgary February 01, 2022
Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.
by Ha I got you December 25, 2019
by Jhhzjfhdusihehrhrhsjsh February 19, 2022
by IdSimpForACreeper September 02, 2020
An *amazing* person. Super funny.
Someone you can truly trust. Very sensitive and caring. Can be impatient at time when it comes to video games and food but that's okay because those things are /important/.
Literally the perfect male.
They will carry you when you need to be carried and they will hold you as long as you need to be held. They are very loyal and giving to their partners and if you ever get the chance to have one you better treat them right.
If you get a Jacob, *KEEP THEM*. You will never find another like them.
Someone you can truly trust. Very sensitive and caring. Can be impatient at time when it comes to video games and food but that's okay because those things are /important/.
Literally the perfect male.
They will carry you when you need to be carried and they will hold you as long as you need to be held. They are very loyal and giving to their partners and if you ever get the chance to have one you better treat them right.
If you get a Jacob, *KEEP THEM*. You will never find another like them.
Person: "Who are you dating?"
Autumn: "Oh his name is Jacob and he's the best thing that's ever happened to me and I love him and I am going to keep him forever and he's super sweet and funny and amazing and- ... *continues talking about them and how wonderful they are for 7 years*
Person: *is actually dead*
Autumn: "Oh his name is Jacob and he's the best thing that's ever happened to me and I love him and I am going to keep him forever and he's super sweet and funny and amazing and- ... *continues talking about them and how wonderful they are for 7 years*
Person: *is actually dead*
by happy-oot March 21, 2018
Jacob the GOD of eating food
by CH1LL1 February 17, 2021