vacant house

when you get to a party and the DJ is playing some boring uns uns beats and nobody is dancing.

We passed by there but they were playing vacant house and nobody was dancing.

by debudebu November 24, 2009

a friend's house

your second crash pad when you're an idiotager and were kicked out of your parents' house for misbehaving

I know a guy from high school who had to go to a friend's house after he invited a few joy girls over

by Sexydimma August 19, 2014

Waffle housing

When your grandmother takes you and your girlfriend to waffle house at 2 in the morning and your girl decides to blow on your cock

Dylran: Hey Addison wanna go waffle housing tonight?

Addison: FUCK yeah I do

by Therealdirtydan09 October 14, 2015

house wifery

Engaging in random acts of being a housewife.
The exhuasting day-in day-out of duties of being a wife

What are you doing today?
Cleaning up the house, buying flatware, and picking the kids ups.
Sounds like a day chuck full of house wifery.

by Type-Z November 4, 2013

smurf-house

v. to leave a mushroom-shaped bruise with the penis.

Her forehead got smurf-housed. He smurf-housed his girlfriend's forehead.

by The one and only Bill Davis February 23, 2008

House of Iron

The gym

"What are you up to today?"

"Hitting up the House of Iron and then going out."

by TheGuch April 30, 2009

Software House

A house in the Bath / Ensleigh region where the Shick-Monster, Twiggers & Bomber spend evenings discussing lines of code, boundaries and the way forward for software support.

I wonder what they're getting up to in the software house?

When you've got a problem with software, who ya gonna call? The software house.

by The Code Master February 25, 2008