National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th is deemed National Give Up Some Cat Day. A day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong.

May 30th of every year is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024

Gives gibbon

Act in a manner that is generally relaxed, generous and chilled, like a gibbon loping happily in your direction to see if you want to play Mario Kart

Man, have you hung out with Felix lately? That guy's great, just gives gibbon whenever he's around

by gibbonfan#1 June 26, 2014

Giving the Cat a Bath

When you a man is making love to a woman's anus in a head down position and then he stuffs his entire scrotum into her vagina.

Hector and Lisa were having a rollicking time and then he decided that giving the cat a bath would heighten the moment.

by King Dookey August 5, 2023

for the girl who won’t give me kisses

use when you’re giving something such as a playlist or something you put some thought into to a female who won’t really give you the time of day but you’re still gonna risk looking stupid cause she’s that cool

i made a playlist for the girl who won’t give me kisses

by prodbybeastboy June 10, 2018

Nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

When somebody voices that they, in fact, do not give a fuck about something but you in contrast did not ask for their two sense in the first place.

Man did you hear this cunt? He acts as if we asked him whether or not he gives a fuck. In fact nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

by SpoiledMilk9 November 24, 2021

I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.

I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.

by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022

National chris gives head to ki day

chris gives head to ki on october the 2nd

Ki: Yo chris its National chris gives head to ki day

Chris: oh ai wrd "gives head to ki"

by skylarwiteyo October 1, 2022