coke goat

a person that has money or i high or a war lord or likes coke or meth or just wants to live

bruh blumpkin is a coke goat

by coke goat May 22, 2022

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five

a level five chad with rizz from ohio

person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.

by penisslikker January 02, 2024

goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats

“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”

by 5 percent nick February 03, 2018

GOAT lover

Brendin Galves and only Brendin Galves

OMG he is Such a GOAT lover.

by Sheeesh123456 December 21, 2021

Johnny Goat

Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry

The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.

by Friend of the GOAT 🐐 March 24, 2021

Lilou the goat

Lilou the goat is literally the goat of them all, really cool slang for a cool people, thinks she's Asa Mitaka when in reality she's just a bit incel and sad hopeless romantic little silly goofy girl.

"Wow that's Lilou the Goat! literally an incel, but she's so cool tho she's literally Asa Mitaka."

by zephyurius April 11, 2024

brown goat cheese

When your fucking a goat in the ass and you bust a nut and that shit comes spilling out.

"i fucked that goat, helga, so hard she squirted brown goat cheese"

by Green lagoon August 12, 2017