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making ass cookies

a phrase that means wasting your time. hence nobody would eat ass cookies so why would you make them.
You will never be an olympic champion, your just making ass cookies.
by KevintheMaster March 23, 2012
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snow storm cookies

Breast drenched in semen by multiple men
After we finished the gang bang I eat her snow storm cookies
by CANDYNUTTZZ December 17, 2020
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

In other words thats not the way life goes its not always your way.
Kristin- I want a billion dollars without working

Lauren- Thats not the way the cookie crumbles
by moonlightjazzc May 26, 2004
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Cookies N Cream

You fuck a female up the ass with a giant dildo. The ass is spread so as to create a crater like formation. This allows for the male to squirt his stuff, thus creating a pool of semen in the female's anus. The surrounding fecal matter of the asshole breaks off into the ejaculate goo, thus creating poop floaties.
Dude, did you hear? I gave Tony's mom some Cookies N Cream last night!
by Burt, Chuck, Keenan, & Mike February 18, 2008
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Cookie Cutter Man

A Man that was raised by a single mother. And was raised to be polite to women. Cookie cutters are a form of beta males, That think women are creatures that should treated like queens and can do no wrong. A cookie cutter is a type of guy that put up her Christmas lights, fix her car tire and get no pussy. The cookie cutter is not confident in himself. and he allows women to walk over him. The cookie cutter provides for his wife or girlfriend while she sleeps with the Alpha Male asshole.
This dude just let her walk pass and didn't say anything. He is a cookie cutter man.
by Cookie Cutter Man March 26, 2017
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Eats Cookie Dough

A term used for masturbation when one can't bear to say the word
person A. I bet she eats cookie dough all the time

Person B. Which One?

A. The Girl in the Pink

B. The Fatty?!?! Dam i would rather not think about it.
by L33t One123 February 18, 2009
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Cookie Cutter Family

A family that is pre-made or a girlfriend that already has kids.
My buddy just started dating a girl that has a cookie cutter family.
by Tom OToole July 9, 2007
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