Splatter cake

When a rogue squirt of jizz lands in your underwear, leaving you with an uncomfortable sticky sensation that can only be made worse by the presence of pubic hair.

Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"

Splatter cake by mylittlewhiteslug October 23, 2018

fresno funnel cake 

when a male clown does a reach around on another guy while simultaneously slipping a pinky with powdered sugar in his ass

The circus wasn't too bad because they were giving free Fresno funnel cakes to anyone that buried their head in a pile of elephant shit.

fresno funnel cake by Bracco October 20, 2008

cake farter 

An Idiot who has nothing better to do than sit on a cake and fart.
Started in the land of the Retards under canada.
Video available on google of some inbred ugly chick sitting on a cake and blowing wind.

Just think, you paid good money to send them to school, looked after them and kept them out of trouble and jail. Only to go on the web and see your daughter farting on a cake.
It must make her parents weep.

Ah well, that's the result of years of inbreeding I suppose.

So my definition in full of a cake farter is:-
Mong, Retard, inbred idiot, or any other word that descibes the most stupid person your ever going to meet!!!

Google cake fart and the cake farter can clearly there be seen doing it.

http://www.cakefarts.com

For those of you to lazy to google it.

cake farter by smuje March 31, 2009

cake-up 

a massive amount of make up applied to the female face

"wow, she's cute!"
"yeah if your into cake-up" or,
"when she hugged me she got her cake up all over my white shirt"

cake-up by uhh-hmm? April 10, 2009

caesar anele 

long massive muscle with veins and power,.

caesar anele by Anonymous April 10, 2003

cakesniffer

An insult heard in A Series Of Unfortunate Events. Everyone is trying to guess what it means, believing that it has something to do with cake, but I wanted to suggest that it might simply have been Lemony Snicket's way of censoring out the word "cocksucker" in his books.

Get your hands off my Ferrari, you filthy cakesniffer! (cocksucker)

cakesniffer by Hex Luther June 10, 2013

i love you more then a fat kid loves cake 

a love that is unimaginable loving someone more then a fat kid loves cake is a love like no other

"i love you more then a fat kid loves cake"

"oh my god i love you to baby"

i love you more then a fat kid loves cake by tw1nky696 January 13, 2010